Sex-free marriage anyone ? Welcome to the new trend for the wokeys
Marriage is not about two people who are in love. Not anymore. A new trend of ‘platonic weddings’ is emerging and there is absolutely no need for heat and adhesion under bed sheets. Always.
I call it a joke, but most marriages don't end up having sex anyway? Anxiety disappears, worship fuels resentment and, as long as it gives you seven years anyway, a trip to a divorce attorney is inevitable.
Eternal and sexual love is a myth. Only available with Disney princesses.
So why not start when you and your spouse are sure to end up anyway? In separate beds. It is uncomfortable with sex from the beginning. There is no need to waste all that noisy energy. Sheets will be clean again.
You can have sex with anyone the hell you love whenever you feel like it. Anyone, that is, with the exception of your spouse - that is not allowed.
'Couples' begin to walk down the aisle, tie a knot - insert the object of your choice - to regular but extraordinary wedding ceremonies and can join by kissing at the altar to close the contract. But that's all. They also do not touch closely.
Take on New York's best friends Jay Guercio and Krystle Purificato. The two jumped into a very similar wedding dress in November last year, put each other’s finger rings on and shared their first and last kisses. Bish bosh. He is married. Krystle changes his surname to Guercio. Personally, I think that is the wrong choice, Purificato is the cool way. And it's easy to call it.
Mrs. and Mrs. Guercio sleep in the same bed but have never been sexually close to each other. However, they can have sex - not just themselves.
"I want her to continue to be my best friend and partner in life," 23-year-old Guercio told The New York Times. “We wanted the world to know that we are the best people in the world, and to be able to handle legal matters properly. We are a couple, we are a unit and we are lifelong partners. ”
It makes sense. If you like it, they love it. But, oh God, just listen to this family healer from California.
"It must be acknowledged that we have made it very good for homosexuals to the point of establishing other forms of serious relationships," Nick Bognar told The New York Times. "All this to say, I think this is very likely to happen very often, but people don't talk about it very much because their relationships are made to be inappropriate for others if they seem to be not part of the process."
By Chrlie Stone, author and journalist for the BBC, several national newspapers in the UK and international media.
Marriage is not about two people who are in love. Not anymore. A new trend of ‘platonic weddings’ is emerging and there is absolutely no need for heat and adhesion under bed sheets. Always.
I call it a joke, but most marriages don't end up having sex anyway? Anxiety disappears, worship fuels resentment and, as long as it gives you seven years anyway, a trip to a divorce attorney is inevitable.
Lasting romantic love and paid for sex is a myth. Only available with Disney princesses.
So why not start when you and your spouse are sure to end up anyway? In separate beds. It is uncomfortable with sex from the beginning. There is no need to waste all that noisy energy. Sheets will be clean again.
You can have sex with anyone the hell you love whenever you feel like it. Anyone, that is, with the exception of your spouse - that is not allowed.
'Couples' begin to walk down the aisle, tie a knot - insert the object of your choice - to regular but extraordinary wedding ceremonies and can join by kissing at the altar to close the contract. But that's all. They also do not touch closely.
Take on New York's best friends Jay Guercio and Krystle Purificato. The two jumped into a very similar wedding dress in November last year, put each other’s finger rings on and shared their first and last kisses. Bish bosh. He is married. Krystle changes his surname to Guercio. Personally, I think that is the wrong choice, Purificato is the cool way. And it's easy to call it.
Mrs. and Mrs. Guercio sleep in the same bed but have never been sexually close to each other. However, they can have sex - not just themselves.
"I want her to continue to be my best friend and partner in life," 23-year-old Guercio told The New York Times. “We wanted the world to know that we are the best people in the world, and to be able to handle legal matters properly. We are a couple, we are a unit and we are lifelong partners. ”
It makes sense. If you like it, they love it. But, oh God, just listen to this family healer from California.
"It must be acknowledged that we have made it very good for homosexuals to the point of establishing other forms of serious relationships," Nick Bognar told The New York Times. "All this to say, I think this is very likely to happen very often, but people don't talk about it very much because their relationships are made to be inappropriate for others if they seem to be not part of the process."
Do real people pay real money to get this kind of bone-shaped advice from these ‘experts’? What does it help? However, if engaging in this new practice is your idea of marital happiness then the Guardian - of course, is the Guardian, ALWAYS the Keeper - wants to hear from you.
Fill out the form with details of your platonic wedding thread and you can look forward to future Guardian articles exploring this ‘new’ concept. Before you know it, there will be a special set of pronouns for married people who are sexless, loveless - another great way for people to control themselves to avoid offending anyone by making ‘normal’ thoughts about marriage.
They will join a long list of names from university institutions, key words that we didn't know we needed such as: cisgender
